Still day one, but we just found out that there is a rival film shoot going on here in New Hollywood (Oklahoma's state senate recently declared that "Tulsa" was too boring of a name and almost unanimously - stupid Mike Mazzie - voted to change it).  Anyway, George "Go Screw Yourself, Indie Films" Clooney has set up shop here for the new big budget Meryl Streep vehicle August: Osage County.  This means one thing: a late night rumble between the two crews, Outsiders-Style.  No knives, no guns.  Let's do this one for Johnny!  Our director, Jonathan Rossetti, that is.  Not that twerp Macchio.

Finally, here's my chance to beat some next series of Sherlock spoilers out of Benedict Cumberbatch.  This town isn't big enough for the both of us...or something.